ABC’s LOST just premiered it’s 7th episode tonight, ”Dr. Linus”. The new episodes keep getting better and better, with each new one becoming my favorite every week. This episode is again character-centric, following Michael Emerson’s character Ben Linus on and off the island (in the alternative reality). The promo for ”Dr. Linus” implied that Ben Linus would die in the episode, which made me mad because he became one of my favorite characters (probably second only to ‘new’/old Locke), and I really wasn’t ready for him to die, especially the way they hinted at it. ”Dr. Linus” is easily one of my favorite episodes of LOST, but, still has flaws that made me completely angry at the show. I’ll explain them (and let you know if Ben really does die) after the jump!
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LOST 6×07 “Dr. Linus” Recap and Review
3D Reviews: Alice In Wonderland and Tron Legacy Trailer

I saw Tim Burton’s Alice In Wonderland at my local IMAX theater, and I must say, it was FANTASTIC! I’m keeping this review short because I’ve got a certain “something else” to cover in connection to seeing this film, but I can easily say that, including the brilliant 3D effects, Tim Burton did an excellent job and was VERY loyal to the feel of the famous Lewis Carroll books. The rest of this review and my take on the Tron Legacy Trailer after the break.
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LOST: 6×06 “Sundown” Recap and Review

In tonight’s episode of LOST, again appropriately titled “Sundown”, we learn about Sayid’s life after getting off the plane in the alternate universe, and Fake Locke sets an ultimatum to everyone in the temple. How does it all turn out? What does it mean for the show’s ending? Find out after the jump.
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The Crazies Review: Insanely Fun

Last night I went to my first preview/screening of a finished film, The Crazies. While the experience itself was a trip (check out our forum for details on the very “viral” structure of it all), what really matters is the quality of the film itself. So, does The Crazies pack as much fun, gore, and scares as it promises? Or is it just crazy stupid (as a suburban white boy who listens to Enimem would say)? Find out after the jump.
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LOST: 6×05 “Lighthouse” Recap and Review

In tonight’s episode of LOST, we learn a bit more about what the numbers mean, whose side Claire is really on, and how one character in the alternate universe now has a kid. Check out the full recap and review of the Jack-centric 108th episode of ABC’s LOST, including what its title “Lighthouse” means, after the jump.
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LOST: 6×04 “The Substitute” Recap and Review

ABC’s LOST is in the beginning of it’s 6th and final season, with the 4th episode The Substitute having aired tonight. This episode was a vast improvement over the last episode, What Kate Does, which felt like a complete filler episode. In this episode we follow the alt reality John Locke, still wheel-chair bound and almost completely hopeless, with one twist: Helen, the girl he met through anger management still there by his side, when in the other alternate reality, she left him a while back because John was obsessed with his con man/father. The rest of the recap and review after the jump.
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LOST Recap and Review: Season 6, Episode 3, “What Kate Does”

To catch up on last week’s two-part season six premiere of ABC’s LOST, check out Corey’s recap and review. In this Kate/Claire centric episode, we see the ramifications of Sayid rising from the dead and (in the alternate universe) Kate escaping the airport in Claire’s cab. After Sayid’s resurrection, Dogen, the leader of this set of Others (how many are there?!?), tortures, i mean diagnoses Sayid, and realizes he’s “infected” with something. He tells Jack that he has to give Sayid a pill to make him better, but after Jack calls the bluff by trying to swallow the pill himself, Dogen reveals that it’s actually poison. Why poison Sayid? Didn’t you just try to save him?
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LOST: Season Six Premiere Recap and Review (With Spoilers)
Finally, it’s here…
LOST’s season 6 premiered tonight on ABC, but not before an hour long recap of the events that happened in the 5 previous seasons. Narrated by Michael Emerson who plays Ben Linus, former leader of the Others, on the show, we’re filled in with what has all happened so far; basically just prepping us and hyping us up for the two hour season premiere that followed afterwards. Which for me, it completely did.
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Black Dynamite Film and Viral Campaign Review

In September 2009, /Film ran the teaser trailer for director Scott Sanders’ Black Dynamite, a comedy based on the blaxploitation films of the 1970s. Directed by Scott Sanders and written by Michael Jai White, the film focuses around the main character of Black Dynamite, played by Michael Jai White (The Dark Knight). The story goes that in the light of his little brother Jimmy’s sudden and gang/drug related death, Black Dynamite comes out of his retirement to find out who killed his brother. As the story progresses we eventually find out that the local gangs are pumping cocaine into the local orphanages and an unknown source is making a malt liquor drink that has a drastic effect on the African-American male’s human body. Will Black Dynamite save his fellow brothers in time? Will he find out who shot Jimmy?
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Daybreakers Review: A Bloody Mess
Sure, there have been countless amounts of vampire movies and television shows made in past couple of years, but I went into Daybreakers having high hopes. The film promised to be the project that would take vampirism seriously while also turning the genre on it’s head. Well, it accomplished one of those and at least tried to do another. This is my review of Daybreakers, written and directed by Peter and Michael Spierig, and starring Ethan Hawke, Willem Dafoe and Sam Neill. Minor spoilers ahead.
The film takes place in 2019, when most of the people on Earth are vampires thanks to a epidemic that began 10 years prior. Everything has been altered to fit this new lifestyle. Blood is treated like a condiment, being added to regular foods and drinks, and business hours begin just after sunset. Want to get around during the day? Just add daytime driving features to your car (mostly window covers, cameras and automatic driving). What’s left of the human population is hunted down to be farmed for their blood. Sounds perfect, right?
Well, the problem is that humans are harder and harder to find and are possibly on the verge of extinction. Edward Dalton (Hawke) is a hematologist working on creating a blood substitute, but the question is whether it will be ready in time to save the vampires from becoming hideous flying creatures before dying. Long story short, he ends up switching sides, trying to help the humans find a cure for vampirish, all while on the run from his own kind.

As you can tell from my detailed description of the film’s premise, I love this concept. Switching the usual roles of vampires and humans opens up tons of creative doors, and lets us look at how the world would be in such a situation. This is where Daybreakers truly succeeds. Similar to how Surrogates payed attention to details in that alternate world, this film spares no expensive in making sure the audience understands how different and yet how similar a vampire world would be. Even the mood of the movie is dark, somber, and pale like a vampire.
Unfortunately, this dark, somber, and pale mood comes off many times as slow, boring, and tedious. It reminded me a lot of how the Twilight series has a hard time distinguishing between gothic and depressing. This film confuses somber with slow. On the flip side, there are some fun action scenes, and even some humor thanks mostly to scene-stealing Dafoe playing Lionel Cormac.
My other big issue with Daybreakers is extreme amounts of gore. This is easily the goriest film I’ve seen in years, especially for a film that I would not really call a horror film. Now, I know there are some queasy moments to be expected, given the fact that blood plays a big part of this world, and that you know people will be bit and vampires staked in the heart (or burned in the sunlight). Funnily, these are not the worse parts. People and disfigured vampires alike are dismembered, decapitated, exploded, and more. Sometimes it was appropriate, other times funny, and usually unnecessary (a slow-mo orgy of gore at one point had many in the theater groaning in disbelief).
My theory on the gore is that it was meant to play into one of the movie’s main messages, that when you become a vampire, no matter how hard you try to cover it up, you are no longer human. This sense of lost humanity pushes the story and subtly shows up in the background often, but there were many missed opportunities to really drive the point home.
And I guess that sums up my feelings on Daybreakers. A great concept, a few great moments, but ultimately a missed opportunity. There were a few technical issues I had (thanks for using ALL the vampire cliches), but once I saw an exploding vampire, I knew all bets were off.
Final Grade: C



