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The Soapbox: 5 Reasons Why Transformers 2 Will be The Greatest Film Ever

Matt, June 5, 2009July 6, 2010

In this edition, I shall list 10 reasons why ‘Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen’ will be the greatest film ever made. Ever. 

Update: See Dan’s rebuttal listing 5 reasons Transformers will be the worst film ever here.



5. Hugo Weaving

One of my favorite actors of all time, he crafted a beatiful performance despite being behind a mask the entire time. He beat the shit out of Keanu Reeves (Whoa!), and most importantly, he ripped that annoying bastard Jazz in half. If he can be half as good as he was with other performance, we could have one of the best villian performances of all time.




4. Michael Bay’s Penis

From what I’ve heard, Michael Bay is packing a firearm in his pants. One 14 inches in length. That alone should let you know that ‘Revenge’ will be one of the most testosterone filled movies of all time. Add to the fact that his penis broke Terminator Salvation, after McG backed out of the measuring contest. Also add to the fact that early tracking is reporting that ‘Revenge’ will have a bigger opening weekend that Terminator Salvation’s entire gross. Michael Bay, I salute you.




3. Starscream

My favorite decipticon of them all, The Screamer. He didnt have a very large role in the first film(He only had like 10 lines).  But, as the prequel comics have shown,  Starscream becomes leader of the decepticons once Megatron goes offline. I myself cannot wait to see this pure awesomeness on the IMAX screen. Also, he transforms into a fucking jet! How fucking cool is that?!?!




2. Rainn Wilson

The funniest man on primetime TV will be having a small role in the film, as Sam Witwicky’s douchebag teacher.  Well, Rainn Wilson plays a great douchebag, and I cannot wait to see him bugging Sam. I dont have much to say about him except that I am eagerly looking forward to seeing him on a 70 ft. tall screen.




1. Megan Fox

She is known as the greatest hottest actress to ever come out of our generation, she has multiple Oscar Spank Bank award wins, and most importantly, she has two amazing talents, acting her left boob and screen presence her right boob. You honestly dont have a soul if you wouldn’t tap that.




EDITOR’S NOTE: Starting next Saturday, “The Soapbox” will become a new weekly feature titled “Soapbox Saturday”, where our new staff writer Matt sounds off on pretty much whatever he wants.

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Comments (6)

  1. Corie says:
    June 5, 2009 at 7:39 pm

    Wow. If this doesn’t get your site known, nothing will.

  2. Pingback: Rebuttal: 5 Reasons Why Transformers 2 Will Be The Worst Film Ever « MovieViral.com
  3. Ryan says:
    June 7, 2009 at 5:14 am

    I lol’d hard the at the michael bay paragraph

  4. Corey says:
    June 8, 2009 at 7:01 am

    Coming from the POV of a 14 year old without any college educations on movies.

    Yayayayayay!

  5. Ian says:
    June 8, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Coming from the guy who constantly gets outdone by said 14 year old.

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