Apply For Citizenship to “Elysium” Now!

Briefly: The Elysium viral website ItsBetterUpHere.com is now taking applications for citizenship on the orbiting paradise. You just have to answer some questions and ignore the condescending robotic concierge. Unfortunately, it looks rigged to reject most if not all applicants (see my result above). Do you think you qualify for life on Elysium? Try it out and let us know your results. You can follow our complete Elysium viral campaign coverage by clicking here.