CBS Wants To Give You $5,000 For Your Horatio Impression! Dan Koelsch, January 25, 2010January 25, 2010 CBS’s hit show CSI has spawned off two spin-offs so far. If there is one thing that we can say the network’s CSI: Miami has left behind as an enternal legacy, it’s the extremely cheesy openers featuring Horatio Caine (played meticiously by David Caruso). Why are they so memorable? Well,…