Monsters Review: Where Are The Monsters? Kris, September 27, 2010 Monsters, written and directed by Gareth Edwards, is a film that has a lot of hype to live up for. Many have claimed that it is the most original film of the year and that it has rising suspense supported by impressive special effects from such a low budget. Are they right, or is the buzz misleading? Find out in the review after the jump. One thing that might bug you about Monsters is the lack of real sci-fi or any involvement of Monsters at all. The movie will, as expected, center around the two characters Sam Wynden (Whitney Able) and Andrew Kaulder (Scott McNairy). Most of the story is about the interaction and chemistry between these two people while the monsters are just a nuisance and/or plot devices to make things exciting as they travel from Mexico to the States. About 80% of the time the monsters are just there to make some noise or break some things. The opening scene and titles will give you enough back story to understand everything that will happen throughout the movie. That’s a good thing, because you’ll focus more on the couple more than anything else, or at least you should. Just like every other romance story, these strangers will have chemistry that will shape and form in the harsh conditions of Mexico. This is an adventure that spans less than a week, so there is plenty of time for a relationship to grow. The sad part is that it’s not much. I can’t say more without spoiling it. They’re both attractive, but their conflicts and rewards never get grotesque. If there is one thing this movie excels at, it’s realism. Not one character in the movie overacts. Yes, most of the people (besides Sam and Andrew) aren’t actors at all, but they don’t seem forced or obviously being told what to say. They look and feel like people you know, and the gritty adventure through the dirty jungles of Mexico don’t look fake. Everything in this movie is well structured and believable, except the monsters themselves. Yes, it is unfortunately not a surprise that most of the time the monsters are obviously fake CGI models in the surrounding area. However, some moments will take you by surprise and will, at least briefly, make you believe they’re really there. The biological design of the monsters may look like a bunch of severed Chtulhu heads moving around smoothly, but they still are seen from many different viewpoints. Sometimes they’re frightening, other times they’re cute, and to some people, quite laughable. The reason why they’re being exterminated is explained during the forest scene, which is actually about an hour in and when the action actually begins to take place. The rest of the movie is just an hour long teaser if you don’t give a damn about the couple. It may remind you of District 9, right down to Sam’s bandaged arm, but it’s different enough so that you won’t think it’s secretly an Asylum knock off. The action itself, however little it may be, is always filled with suspense. There’s no ridiculous gore in the movie, but it does scare once in a while. Now, this may be a hardcore spoiler, but the climax at the end of the movie will give a feeling I haven’t had in a long time. There’s a moment that I felt it had a little Star Trek subliminal message vibe in it, making you wonder exactly what is monstrous about the monsters in the first place. If you care more about the creatures than the main characters, I don’t recommend this movie. It’s a romance sci fi monster movie that blends together smoothly. However, no matter the audience, the end will give you a drastic change in the feeling of the movie. In just one moment, Monsters goes much deeper than the obvious metaphor, with the message being something you rarely see in a scifi movie nowadays. More different than original: B- Monsters is available now as a rental on iTunes and other Video On Demand services, and will be released in limited theaters in the US on October 29th. Reviews Gareth EdwardsMonstersReview
Fan Made Work Red Letter Media Is Back With 110 Minute Review of “Revenge of the Sith” January 1, 2011The guys at Red Letter Media have made a name for themselves doing long multi-video scathing reviews of (usually) terrible films. Their style is unique in that a demented character named Plinkett narrates the review and occasionally interrupts to say or do something disturbing. Despite the crude humor, the critiques… Read More
“This Is The End” Review: Celebrities Meet Their End In The Most Original Comedy In Years June 13, 2013From the people who brought you Pineapple Express, Superbad, Knocked Up and countless other comedies, comes…the end of the world! Low on water, low on food and low on weed, these celebrities are fighting for their lives once the apocalypse hits. Find out if their new apocomedy is the chosen… Read More
“Moonrise Kingdom” Review May 25, 2012May 25, 2012From the moment the needle hits the record, an unmitigated wave of nostalgia crashes onto the audience, and to those who are unfamiliar with Wes Anderson’s waters, they will drown in what is perhaps the most genuine romantic comedies that everyone has ever seen. That’s right for those who cannot… Read More
They have terms for theft like this: Bait and switch. The monsters are idiotic looking, what little you do see of them.is mostly in the trailer. Other than that the aliens amount to some tree fungus with some lights embedded in them. Save your money…watch the trailer 3 times, you’ll get the same effect. You sit through 70 minutes of nauseating relationship angst and cold feet…and think..where the HELL are the monsters? Its boring…you do NOT care if these people fall in love. Who goes to a movie called “Monsters” looking for a romance picture? Stupid idea and in my opinion…its theft.
I just rented this OnDemand for $10 and I want my money back. This movie sucks – avoid – avoid – avoid. I couldn’t even finish watching it (though I left it on, I just decided to work while it played out)Right from the opening shot, badly tracked footage and gratuitous “lets put a tank there” – “lets put some choppers flying there” does more harm than the cliché conversations ever could. FX shots for the sake of FX shots never works and when you consider they’re suppose to be virtual effect, it’s even worse.From a movie titled ‘Monsters’, I wan’t that movie to be chalk-full of them with little focus on interpersonal relationships from characters I’ll never care about.Shlock b-movie makers.